Spokes(Wo)Man

Scared of traffic ? No bike infrastructure ? Too Far ? Helmet hair ?

 

Fuck it, ride anyway

Magic Paint

There's this assumption by a lot of people that slopping a few hundred metres of green paint (or whatever rainbow colour your local authority chooses) on a  bit of roadway constitutes a safe bike lane. And all cyclists should "get in it".

  This is a paint only bike lane. How safe do you feel now ?

This is a paint only bike lane. How safe do you feel now ?

Really ? Before I started riding I was unaware of the magic properties of paint, which protect a cyclist from injury from other road vehicles, from swerves, lane-drift, from illegal parking, from other careless and thoughtless obstruction and the like. 

  Don't mind me, I'll just go ride in traffic

Don't mind me, I'll just go ride in traffic

  Sigh ...

Sigh ...

  We only care about your safety if you're driving

We only care about your safety if you're driving

  If it's not ok to walk it, why would you think we want to bike it ?

If it's not ok to walk it, why would you think we want to bike it ?