I can't cycle ... gotta move this sheep
In overseas news, mandatory helmet laws being seen as ridiculous in 9/10ths of the earth's surface, riders are instead encouraged to carry a safety sheep for use in case of bike "accident" otherwise known as driving while texting/sexting/applying make-up/drinking/speeding or SMIDSY (Sorry mate, i didn't see you.).
In the event of an emergency, simply throw the sheep over your shoulder to provide a soft and woolly organic air-bag alternative.
Bonus lanolin to leave your face feeling silky smooth.