Look, we’re a metric-based society, ok?
The other day I was quite chuffed to see the first 1,000 kilometres of commuting tick over on my bike.
It’s actually it’s only ~621 “mile”stones, but clearly my delight is resting on the second definition.
Yeah, I know it's not much by a lot of people's standards, but it's a good start.
To quote that great philosopher Pinterest; "Life is measured in smiles per litre; not miles per litre."
Or something like that.